A blue as dark as this will highlight flaws almost as ruthlessly as black, leaving you a whimpering mess when you put a dink in a panel and realise that any other colour would have shrugged off with barely a second glance.
It’s an even braver choice on a 4x4 that’s designed to conquer entire continents before breakfast – and yet, when it is as well-presented as this example, there is no more appropriate colour for your top-flight, luxury SUV than this understated and timeless hue.
The panels, which are completely free of scuffs, dents, dinks, and ripples, sport the sort of shutlines you’d expect of a vehicle that would have set its first owner back a nigh-on six-figure sum.
The inner rear door shuts, long a Range Rover weakness, are flawless. As is the tailgate, another of the original’s few faults.
In fact, all the apertures, including inside the fuel filler flap, are clean and as beautifully presented as the rest of the coachwork.
As are vulnerable areas like the four corners and the wheelarches; we suspect it wouldn’t have a clue what you were talking about if you were to ask this particular four-wheel drive about excursions along narrow green lanes.
The intricate radiator grille and the front wing vents are unsullied too, as are the 19-inch, 10-spoke alloy wheels, usually one of the first areas to betray a careless owner/driver.
Because, while they might have a few spots of alloy corrosion, there are barely any marks to the rims, just the slightest trace of a gentle kiss on the offside front and nearside rear. The tyres are a matching set of Pirelli Scorpion Zero M&S too, and all have good tread.
We will never get tired of telling you that experience shows that matching high-quality tyres are an infallible sign of a caring and mechanically sympathetic owner who is prepared to spend the appropriate amount in maintaining their car properly.
The lamp lenses are bright, colourful, and free of cracks. The badges are legible and undamaged too, and the side and rear window glazing is beyond reproach.
Nonetheless, you’d expect to find a few blemishes on a 14-year-old Range Rover, but what we found was minimal; apart from the stonechips that are inevitable with a bluff-fronted motorway legend like the L322 we spotted a few lights scratches to the nearside bonnet, scuffs to the nearside door mirror, missing trim from the nearside sidestep, bubbling to the tailgate near the badge, a scratch to the driver’s door, and a chip in the windscreen.
The offside door mirror is also black, and the roof rails are discoloured but you aren’t going to be able to see that unless you play for the Harlem Globetrotters.