The Porsche Miami Blue paint is around three years old and the seller tells us that the chaps in the bodyshop commented on the lack of filler in its panels when they applied it, which bodes well as an indication of the life it led in previous hands.
And it may well have had an easy life as it seems to have covered just 83,000 miles in its 35 years on the planet, which is fewer than 2,400 miles a year. In Land Rover circles this is known as ‘sod all’ for a vehicle that was designed to bludgeon entire continents in its wake.
The combination of colours is eye-catching and the first thing you notice about it. And yet, as you walk up to it closer inspection makes it clear that an awful lot of care has gone into the Land Rover’s creation.
Because it has truly been created. Wheelarches, air intakes, hinges, fuel filler cap, headlamp surrounds, radiator grille, rear crossmember, towbar, rear axle, inner wheelarches, and the roof are all finished in stark white with no compromises made for ease of build or the cost of individually painting all these components.
Lights from well-known Land Rover specialist BSB Auto Parts help modernise the 90’s looks, something the incredible front bumper reinforces. Ultra-hefty and gloriously OTT, the seller removed the winch a previous owner had fitted as he felt it was just unnecessary weight. He retained the wiring though, so refitting one should be straightforward.
The megastructure is joined by a pair of equally robust rock sliders along the sills. There to provide protection from errant rocks, they also provide bravura and a foothold in equal measure.
White steel wheels (what else?) are fitted with gigantic 285/75R16 INSA Turbo Special Track mud tyres that offer the sort of tread depth and pattern that will allow you to look at everyone else’s off-road tyres and mutter “awe, how cute”. #sizematters
As for tread depth, we don’t know exactly how much the three-year-old tyres have because we couldn’t find our yardstick. Suffice it to say you won’t be worrying about hitting the legal tread depth for a while yet.
Plus, as we will never get tired of telling you that experience shows that matching high-quality tyres are an infallible sign of a caring and mechanically sympathetic owner who is prepared to spend the appropriate amount in maintaining their car properly. Their presence does not, of course, preclude the need for a thorough inspection - something the vendor would welcome, by the way – but it does perhaps give you a shortcut into their attitude towards maintenance.
Oh, and the matching, although slightly smaller, spare wheel and tyre is mounted on a swing away cradle to take the strain off the door hinges. It has, of course, been finished in white but then you knew that, didn’t you?
As for stuff you might like to do, some of the fasteners are rusty, so you might like to source some stainless-steel replacements. (And make sure you get some A4/316 items from a chandlers, not the cheap ones you find in places like Halfords. Buy once, cry once has never been truer than here.)
While we’re being pedantic, the offside front indicator has popped out, there’s overspray on the door handles and inside the engine bay, and the chrome headlamp bezels are rusty.