The expression ‘time-warp condition’ is wildly overused and yet it would be absolutely justified in this case because the Defender is every bit as good now as it was when it rolled off the production line eight years ago.
Let’s look at the details first, shall we? After all, given its provenance and mileage, we can safely assume that things like panel alignment are the same now as they were when it rolled off the line.
So, we’ll start with the stuff that always deteriorates, like the bolts that hold the hinges and doors on. Every single Defender you’ll ever see will have rust stains on them at best, and heavy corrosion at worst. Not these though because they’re still bright and free of even superficial rust.
This condition is replicated by even smaller fasteners like those used to hold the rear lamp panels in place as well as bigger ones like the bolts that hold the height-adjustable towbar on.
The mudflaps are in mint condition too, as is the fuel filler recess and cap, the badges, lamp lenses, window glass, windscreen, and front bumper. The black plastic trim is dark and glossy and free of scratches and damage too, but then you’d guessed all this by now, hadn’t you?
You’ve probably also guessed that, as a working vehicle (by design at least, if not its actual use) the Defender sits on simple painted white steel wheels (none of your Farrow & Ball-inspired Limestone gibberish here…) and they, like everything else we’ve looked at so far, are in an excellent condition being free of scuffs, scrapes, dinks, and other damage.
They’re also still fitted with matching 7.50R16 Michelin Latitude Cross tyres. Date-stamped 2015, they’re almost certainly the ones the factory fitted back in 2016 – and with so few miles under their belts, they’ve still got almost-new levels of tread left on them too.
The rear loadspace is vast, but then it wouldn’t be called a High-Capacity Pick-Up if it wasn’t, would it? Free of the sort of scratches and dinks even the most carefully used pickup collects over the years, we doubt it’s ever been used in anger – and if you decide you do want to use it then you’ll be pleased to see that a rubber mat is included, which’ll help keep it that way.
Accessed by an immaculate and unique-to-the-HCPU corrugated drop-down tailgate, the loadbed is home to a full-size spare wheel and matching Michelin tyre. Protected by a factory soft-top that’s finished in a complementary tan colour, the roof covering is free of any marks much less damage or wear.
Time-warp condition, you see.
And this includes the paintwork, which is every bit as good now as it was when Land Rover took possession of it for its VIP fleet. Intended, we suspect, for use by muttering rotters, favoured clients, and the marketing department, while we doubt it would have received a better paintjob than normal, we wouldn’t be surprised to learn it received an extra dollop of polish here and there; it would definitely have been valeted more frequently than your average farm hack, that’s for sure.
All of which adds up to a finish that gleams with an intensity we doubt you’ll have seen before on a Defender pickup. But don’t take our word for it; please feel free to make an appointment to pop along to check it out for yourself.