If the outside is discreet, then the designers at Rolls-Royce were given free reign inside, raiding the corporate parts bin of luxuries such as cashmere, Connolly ‘Cornsilk’ hide, Nappa leather, burr walnut, and piano black veneer.
Heck, even the ‘Inspired by Goodwood’ font is one that had previously been reserved for use on Rolls-Royce motor cars.
That Cornsilk Connolly leather is used extensively, covering the door cards, centre console, dashboard, instrument surrounds, air vents, and side pillars in addition to the seats.
And what seats they are! It’s all very well trying to describe how extensive the leather is but you really have to open the door, sit in the butter-soft and ultra-comfortable chairs, and breathe in deeply to appreciate just how wonderful the cabin is.
The headlining and sun visors (including those at the side), for example, are made of cashmere. Burr walnut is sprinkled liberally around and is supplemented by Piano Black. Soft black Nappa leather is used for places like the top of the doors and dashboard, and a set of lambswool over-mats are in the boot, a boot that also contains a rubber mat to protect the stitched Cornsilk trim.
Yes, that’s right; the MINI even boasts Connolly leather trim on the floor of the boot, all the better to prevent your Louis Vuitton luggage getting marked.
It’s stuffed full of toys too including heated front seats, a front armrest, parking sensors, and extended interior lighting as well as the usual suspects like cruise control, cupholders, air-conditioning, a leather-trimmed, multi-function steering wheel, and electric windows and mirrors.
As for entertainment, when you get bored of the R56’s bewitching chassis and switchable driving modes you can take advantage of the MINI’s entertainment centre that includes MINI Connected, a sat-nav, Bluetooth connectivity, a DAB radio, and a Harman Kardon speaker system.
As for its condition, it looks like new throughout with the sole exception of the outer edge of the driver’s seat, which has softened and creased just a little – but we do mean ‘a little’.
Everything else still looks – and smells – as it should.