The Candy Apple Red coachwork looks sensational, doesn’t it? But then every piece of art looks better at scale, and few cars provide the same breadth of canvas as a Mercury Breezeway.
And the sheer size of the Monterey allows the colour to breath and to provide plenty of surface area for the light to bounce around; the result is sublime, especially on the roof where the intricate red and black pattern adds an unexpected moment of delight.
Of course, the air suspension allows you to slam it down when the car is stationary yet lift it to a sensible height when you want to drive it; it’s a neat arrangement that works especially well on a car of this scale, giving you a helluva stance AND compliant suspension.
The radial spoke wheels, finished in black and therefore contrasting with the red Winwood brake calipers, can therefore be nestled deep inside the wheelarches when you park. Retained by chrome spinners, both the wheels and the spinners are free of obvious flaws, but then the meaty sidewalls on the matching Nereus tyres will have helped
It’s nice to see the restomod has left the headlamps the same warm colour they’ll have been since 1963; uprated LED lights are all very well, but they do lack the charm and romance of the originals.
Of course, the lamp lenses are all in great shape with no chips, cracks, or other damage to ruin their performance or looks.
Speaking of looks, the chromework, of which there is a good couple of acres, is in good shape being largely free of rust and heavy pitting (we’ll come to the rear bumper in a moment).
The glazing is in good shape too, and it’s retained with fresh-looking rubber seals. The long doors also pop open at the press of a button, adding yet another dimension of cool to a car that’s already way past sub-zero.
As for flaws, a blemish has been touched-up on the offside rear wing, there are marks at the rear of the bonnet, the chrome trim on the nearside rear wing is dinked, the offside corner of the front bumper has a couple of small dents, and the rear bumper is starting to rust around the numberplate and on its underside.
There are also swirls, fine scratches, and minor marks across the coachwork, although a lot of them could probably be machine-polished out.
Rust is also starting on the top of both A-pillars, along the top of the windscreen, at the trailing edge of the offside rear window, and at the base of the offside front wing, and sorting this out should probably be a priority.
The paint finish to the two edges of the roof isn’t up to the same standard as the coachwork either, but it’s not a huge difference and besides, no colour is more unforgiving than black.