The interior is trimmed in matching high-quality leather finished in a creamy-grey leather with orange accents. It’s a striking combination that works even better in the flesh than it does in photos – and as you can see, it is hugely impressive on the screen.
The two front seats are beautifully trimmed and heated. Very comfortable, they give a commanding view of the road – and no expense has been spared here in the staff accommodation either as the armrests are trimmed in a snakeskin-effect hide, a feature that’s duplicated in the rear compartment.
The steering wheel features leather and suede as well as Piano Black trim, and the huge central screen incorporates the sat-nav and a rearview camera in addition to the usual multimedia: Interestingly, the satellite navigation system offers easy access to your vehicle’s exact coordinates, which should help the driver give accurate instructions for an air strike on any paparazzi that happen to stray into your road space.
Entry to the otherworldly rear cabin is made via remote-operated electric doors, a suitably dramatic way to enter what is a piece of automotive theatre: Witness the Starlight headlining – and if that glimmering, shimmering Festival of Loveliness isn’t enough for you, why not try the Shooting Star option?
There’s ‘standard’ mood lighting too, plus reading lamps galore and even a skeleton clock so they can be sure you’re going to deliver them fashionably late.
Complete privacy is assured thanks to heavily tinted rear windows, which means no newspaper will be able to take paparazzi shots of them enjoying a cheeky snifter from the tumblers that have been so thoughtfully provided – and if they’re on the wagon, there’s a Nespresso machine to keep them caffeinated on their way to the Betty Ford Clinic.
An almost full-width TV screen sits behind the driver’s compartment, giving the forward-facing passengers an uninterrupted view of the TV. A smaller TV screen sits at the rear of the vehicle, ensuring the other two passengers can observe their boss watch Cash in the Attic through high-end Burmester speakers that ensure nothing but true fidelity – and if they don’t fancy watching TV or a film then there’s a PS5 to help them while away the hours, with his ‘n’ hers controllers being kept safe in their own slide-out drawer.
If even that is too energetic they’ll be pleased to hear that the forward-facing seats recline and footrests pop up. The rear Maybach seats are also heated and cooled and even have a massage function to help soothe their A-List aches and pains – and a three-position memory means they can switch between occupants without having to worry their pretty little heads about getting comfortable again.
Picnic tables pop up and out gullwing-style, providing a suitably flat surface for any other entertainment they have in mind; just don’t let the Old Bill swab them without giving them a good clean first, eh?
(You might like to clean out the built-in safe too before consenting to a forensic examination.)
The rearmost seats slide fore and aft, allowing you to juggle passenger accommodation and luggage space.
Everything works as it should, and the only mark of note is below the lid of the central front armrest.