If the exterior is about understated presence, then the interior is about unrestrained luxury with some of the softest quilted black leather we’ve ever experienced allied to more technology than the first dozen moon-missions combined.
Heck, it’s even got Night Vision.
Night Vision!
The steering wheel is as much a Command Centre as it is a means of changing direction, and the huge central screen is capable of giving the driver a detailed view of what the complex four-wheel-drive system is up to at any given moment.
This is an especially useful feature given the carefully calibrated air suspension removes almost any sense of what’s going on beneath you, no matter how rutted or difficult the terrain.
Obviously, it does all the usual stuff too, like channelling your Bluetooth phone, giving you sat-nav directions, and playing the radio – it just does it more stylishly than pretty much anything else on the road today.
And yes, of course it’s got the iconic analogue clock in the dashboard.
(It’s also got the usual boring things like automatic lights and wipers, climate-control, electrically adjustable and heated mirrors, and remote central locking that we all take for granted.)
The green hide front seats have quilted edges and ventilated centre panels, seamlessly combining a luxury aesthetic with the engineering necessary to chill or warm buttocks and backs, depending on the ambient temperature and its owner’s mood – and if you’re feeling stressed, then there’s even a massage function to knead away the driver’s worries.
Of course, the front seats adjust every which way but loose, while the rear ones offer luxury seating for two plus more-than-adequate space for another in the middle.
All the occupants get massive legroom; you can easily sit a six-footer behind an equally tall driver, and neither will have cause to complain.
The green carpets are clean and as beautifully fitted as everything else. Protected by both standard and quilted overmats, the latter match the design of the seats and the door cards. This isn’t something we’ve seen before but hope to see more of in the future.
Of course, the chrome switches and controls have a heft to them other manufacturers simply can’t afford, and the acres of burr walnut veneer are as shiny and smooth as the day they were installed.
The boot is vast, practical, and beautifully trimmed, thereby fulfilling everything that could be reasonably asked of it. Clever alloy braces hold your Harrods’ bags firmly in place, while netting-fronted compartments give you somewhere to hold a bottle of Champagne when you’re sitting on the lip of the boot watching your syndicate’s racehorse being exercised.
Oh, and it’s also got three-quarters of a tank of petrol in it, which is worth noting given the Bentayga holds a whopping 85 litres…